Life Is Wonderful!!

I'm gonna let you take a peek at the

Contents of my soul.

A bit of a computer geek, I see the

Matrix takes its toll.

I only make the time to speak when

I think that you should know.

I'm only a control freak, when you

Show no self-control.

The little pleasures that I seek, make

My life is more tolerable.

This purple treasure is starting to reek,

Now let's go smoke a bowl.

People make me uncomfortable.

My tongue is sharp, but my pencil's dull.

Avoiding the killer on the grassy knoll.

I don't take more when I'm already full.

I am sexy and sensational.

Harmonically vibrational.

My southpaw logic is rational.

A hunger that's insatiable.

How long's it take for the world

To find me valuable.

I will never break, might as well

Throw in the towel.

I'll probably guess the answer

If they'd let me buy a vowel.

Two if you'll allow. I see the

The problem is quite solvable.

There's a reason for the many

Things that I shall disavow.

Keep your golden cow.

They're all crazy bovine now.

I will never bow, I'll show

You how to be unbreakable.

Never shoot the sow, then the

Milk becomes undrinkable.

Many people raise a brow, my

Words are unmistakable.

All you haters, How ya like me now?

What's unique, is irreplaceable.

Why be confrontational?

Why's friendship obligational?

Why be so aberrational?

I think I need a vacation, yo!

I'm working on becoming meek,

Enlightenment is my goal.

My fingers don't go weak, when

Squeezing lumps of coal.

Knowledge has begun to leak,

From my overactive skull.

My raging river is now a creek,

The temperature is more comfortable.

I put my flag up at the peak,

After climbing mountains unscaleable.

Every day in every week,

I've learned that life is wonderful!!