The Face Of Terror

Kitty and Mitty

Had a friend called sweety

Who was a rare beauty.

Mitty's father airman Mr. Morgan

While working in Michigan

Had fallen in love with a Pakistani woman,

Namely a Donna Khan.

Mitty's mother Maria

Was full of intense melancholia,

How to survive alone she had no idea.

Kitty's mother Ann

Wanted to be divorced from Dr Yaqub Khan

Who always waxed lyrical on Pakistan.

Now Sweety had to help both Kitty and Mitty,

And wanting to do a true friend's duty,

For both her friends she held a party.

Sweety's godfather Gangadhar was a Godman

Who in America he did the job of a garbage man,

But was deeply respected by many an American.

When the party was in full swing,

Into the dining hall came a strange being

Dressed like an ancient Indian king.

He helped himself to two handfuls of rice

And promised to pay the price

And said he was there to uproot every vice.

The next day Donna left for her own country,

Leaving Morgan perplexed at her criminal history;

Yaqub was arrested by the American military

And was proved to be gathering dollars 

For the Pakistani terror factory.