This Tastes Weird

Every couple is different,

Some couples go golfing,

People like music,

But most couples go to the movies,

The guys don’t have a say in the matter,

They want their loved one to be happy,

They might go to pick out a ring with their friend,

They hope that they will like it because it costs them a arm and a leg to afford something so beautiful,

They won’t even want to take it off accept to shower,

So that’s why it’s important to have a plus one to tag along,

The night of your big announcement the guy might get cold feet because he doesn’t want her to say no,

The entire ride is quite,

Guys always know how to be a gentleman by holding the door open for you,

The smell of the popcorn puts your mind at ease and gives you a idea,

As the lights go down your girlfriend turns to turn off her cellphone,

There is nothing worse than adding your own when someone already gotten paid to make one,

When they are not looking you hide the ring inside the box of buttery popcorn,

Your girlfriend reaches into the box and nothing happens.

But you have to make her really search for it because it is in the middle of the box,

She’s not expecting it and she coughs,

Hanging from her teeth is a ring,

This will be a story that she will remember forever,

There’s no wrong way or right way to ask a woman to marry you,

Just as long as she says yes.