Meeting of Poisons

Meeting of Poisons

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From all over the world top most poisons got to gather in one room to conclude that who is the most poisonous poison? 

Botulinum toxin, Maitotoxin, Batrachotoxin, VX, and Ricin were debating loudly to prove that they are the most poisonous poison.

One guy said, “I kill humans within one minute”

Second guy boasted, “Shut up man! I kill humans within one second… can you do it that quickly?”

Third one tighten up his collar, “Oh yeah! I kill humans in splits of second… now tell me who the most poisonous poison is? Me and only me…got that kiddo!”, big vaunted laugher echoed in the room.

Finally decision got made. As they were giving honorable award of the most poisonous poison, suddenly one guy rushed in room, gasped for air, “Sorry guys! I got little late…”, everybody looked at him, their own poison froze on their own face, “So… guys, what you’ve concluded? Who is the most poisonous po–––” before he could speak any further…

Winner poison screamed in terror, “Run guys… he is the most deadliest poisonous poison. Save your lives…. His name is ‘The Word’ ”, everybody ran away like tornado, (they will all be poisoned by him.) Award was still on the table, untouched. Word walked towards it. Picked it up in his hands and kissed on it.

He giggled and shook his head slowly, murmured: People shouldn’t underestimate me. I am not only poisonous poison, but along with I am the sweetest sweet to everyone’s heart. Only people need to utilize me properly.


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