Secularism

First dentistry was painless,

Then bicycles were chainless

And carriages were horseless,

And many laws in- forceless

Next cookery was fireless

Telegraphy was wireless

Cigarettes were nicotine less

And coffee caffeine less

Soon oranges where seedless

The putting green was weedless

The college boy was hatless

The proper diet fat less

New motor roads are dustless

The latest steel is rustless

Our tennis courts are sod less

Our new religion

God less!