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Arun Bhaud

Abstract Comedy

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Arun Bhaud

Abstract Comedy

Mathematics of My Life

Mathematics of My Life

2 mins
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Mathematics is there,

In every 1’s life

Whether its you,

Or it's your life.


I came in this world

Like you from the heaven,

Just you took months ‘9’ 

And I took only ‘7


When I was ‘5’,

I went to school just 4 fun.

Since then I celebrate every year,

When I am incremented by ‘1’


Whether it's class ‘10’ or standard ‘5’,

I was always afraid of number ‘35

35++ was always fine, 

35-- was a big crime.

And what unlucky I am,

There was no ‘Best of 5’!


When I was in college,

I got to know the real geometry.

What is love Triangle?

And what is 143? (I love you)

I was Single, She was Single

and we had a perfect symmetry!


I looked at her,

She looked at me.

I threw an ‘Arrow

And she gave me a ‘Line’!

I got differentiated from BFs

And got integrated with my GF


When I grew up li'l further,

I came to know about Beer and Wine.

Mathematics was still there,

In terms of ‘Haywards5000’ and ‘VAT69

555’ was the best brand of cigarette, I donno how...

And some movies had age limit only ‘18’ and above!


When I was in B.E.

I was always on ‘Cylinder’!

Now the passing ‘limit’ was ‘40

With a tiny ‘Calendar’!


I got my job and I came to know,

What is floating point number!

Whether my package is ‘7.5’ CTC or ‘5.7’ Base,

It's always going to be less and the life is mess!


I am inverse of you and, you are inverse of me.

Even I am you senior, and you are a junior

Your growth is exponential, and mine is linear!


Even after marriage,

The mathematics will continue.

Just ‘1’ or ‘2’ and after that,

you can’t actually ‘continue’!



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