Morning Mastii....

She's always whining, nagging, and complaining.

It's either too hot or it's always raining.

 

We never go out because she always has an excuse,

Then she tells me I'm crazy and to take off my shoes.

 

When I get up in the morning and brush my hair,

She stands right beside me with her ominous stare.

 

No don't wear your tie like that, it looks weird!

Why didn't you use my wipes, your acne would've been cleared?

 

She buttons up my shirt and fixes my collar,

Sometimes I feel like selling her for just a dollar.

 

Stop slouching, you should stand up straight.

Make sure you tuck in your shirt and don't be late!

 

She gives me my briefcase and opens the door,

As I walk out I look up and thank God for no more!