Pseudo "Me"

When I don't accomplish what I put on table,

I start giving answers to myself, stack them pebble by pebble.

Oh I didn't do it, But did the laundry;

Oh I didn't do it, But did bring the grocery;

Oh I didn't do it, But was good with the family;

Oh I didn't do it, But did delicious bakery.

Oh pseudo "me", I tell you, it's not me.

I'm wrapping my goals in excuses;

I'm doing chill keep aside my theses.

Now am pity, brought myself these bruises;

Landing on mars with all my nuisance.

Oh pseudo me, I tell you, it's not me