The Water Conked Him!
The Water Conked Him!
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Keen was his smell for scotch,
When he got going, he didn't look at the watch.
When he didn't get his quota,
He would even down a litre of vodka.
Soon came a day when his pocket ran dry,
His friends too turned their backs on the poooooor guy.
It was then that he made the mistake,
Of picking up a bottle labelled turpentine flake.
The doctors analysed the viscera later,
only to conclude that he had conked after drinking water!