My LIFE (Heavy laugh content)

Note: As I have mentioned in the title I will express my all day life incidents in funny way so I will add some hindi words. That's it DHaNyaVAaD. 

Wednesday, 21st JUNE 

Priy Reader, 

I have one elder brother (Bhrata shree) , one younger sister. We all are very clumsy like for example Mom said that -KANCH KI SHISHI RKHI HUI H GIRA MT DENA. So, if we will not through it then world will end. Seriously!!!! How can anybody so clumsy. 

And it is double difficult to stay when you have siblings!!. As sometimes, sometimes I could hear my parents praising me, and in that also these people have problem , FOR GOD SAKE WHYYYYY!!!???. They are just there for suspecting me that have I done some mistake (Kyuki unhe toh bss namak mirchi daal ke parosna h) 

I'm from middle class family. We buy things for using it not for doing show off. 1 month ago mumma bought very costly comb (Amiro ka comb) For around 699. One comb had two brushes (If you got it that which type of comb then it's oky and if not then, leave amiro ka comb h itna jaanlo bas). And one is normal comb but then also costly. 

After lots of buttering and doing work, I got a chance to opt that comb. Literally nothing was special, why it was so costly?!. Leave it. 

I am very happy, I know it's wierd but I found myself being very rich (Tevar, shaaan, shaukat vaali feeling aa rhi thi). And DAMN!!!!! I broke it into two equal halfes. I was just freezed for 3 seconds. Fewwwwwwhhh! WTF. 

Mumma and popsy (papa) was outside for some work. And they got late because of meee only I told them to bought some stationary for me. So I got an idea. Idea was to act that I was sleeping , BUT BUT BUT While this all drama (Scene of broken comb) was going on sheeee was there, My sister. 

Then what I just gave her all the things she wanted. But sheee is not going to miss this chance. I was succeed to shut her uppp! 

Aahhhhhh! Now I'm on my way to act that I'm sleeping. Now you will be asking why to act like I'm sleeping?  So that if they get to know that I broke that rich people's comb, at that time I will not have to be scolded. 

They came and they get to know because my sister told them(Itna sab kuch diya fir bhi muh band nhi rakh ski). They immediately got angry, (Jayaz gussa). And my plan succeeded !!!. 

BUT Today, I BROKE THAT RICH PEOPLE'S SECOND COMB AS WELL. And I was just got tears in my eyes that how will I tell this to mumma. And in my house nobody makes TEA better than me. (Thnku, thnku if you are saying very good to me 🤣🤣). Next second I was in kitchen and just made the tea and gave to mumma and popsy.

Now I'm telling my mumma-" MUMMY VOOO JO AAP COMB LAAYE THE NA MEHNGE VAALE WO BHUT KHARAB THE DONO COMB HALKE THE. " 2 second of silence mumma still not taking me seriously. And no other choice, I just stretched my hand with comb towards mumma. After 3 second mumma said - "Yeee bhi tod dala, vo bhi tumne hi toda tha, haina!? ".About 5min of scolding. 

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