Belligerent Blue

I am the blue-eyed boy of the company,

I reached here by greasing my palms.  

I did not start as a blue-collared worker,

I took not the stairs, but the elevator. 

My close relative was the director,

Mind you, I don't like to be called a benefactor. 

I never had my Monday blues,

I never gave out any clues.

Without adequate oxygen in my blood,

I was born a blue baby with a thud.  

Having blue-coloured eyes, as a matter of fact,

This has left me with a lower risk of developing cataracts.