Hydro-Sucker (22 Nov)

Born in a family of heroes,

Lucky as I was,

Most times I felt like a runt of the pack,

With the powers that I had

My father was super strong,

He could throw a rocket in outer space,

My mother was a flying diva,

Floating and zooming from one to another place

My brother was a fiery hunk,

Able to emblaze himself completely,

My sister had the best of all,

She could vanish instantly

I on the other hand,

Was the youngest of all,

Great things were expected of me,

Ever since I’d been able to crawl

When my powers manifested,

I was the least disappointed,

Drying up water, I thought,

Was all I ever wanted

I was made fun of, and laughed upon,

By my own family,

You can’t even manoeuvre water,

How will a dessicant fight enemies actively

Fighting the battle of their lives,

My family found themselves in a fix,

The four of them had met their match,

In a supervillain called Mentalistix

He played with their minds,

And found their weakness,

Using the counters,

He subdued their powers and left them meatless

When it was my turn,

I did all I could,

With a single attack of mine,

Mentalistix got screwed

How? Everyone later asked,

Astonished beyond belief,

Human body is two thirds water,

All I did was suck him off till he was a dry leaf

That’s when I earned my moniker,

Now you find it on every car bumper,

Though it sounds unrefined and boorish,

I’m proud to be called, Hydro-Sucker