Lucy
Lucy
Lucy was a maid who
Met Tom the gardener.
Her butt was juicy and
Made Tom's tongue stick
Out like a dog's tongue.
Tom didn't believe such a
Mermaid would be a maid
She falls hard for, as he
Never spoke or glanced at
Women like her before.
Tom wasn't good at
Expressing his feelings,
He always drowned in his speech
His self-confidence was
Never built, all he could do
Was stare and whine like a kid.
When butlers his age try their luck.
But none failed as Lucy's eyes
Were fixed only at tom.
What was funny Tom started
Perusing books in a quest to impress
But she never bought it even
Though Lucy had a thing for Tom.
She wanted him to express
What was inside not a fairytale
He wouldn't know how to finish.
One day when Tom was trimming
Trees he saw Mr. Jones his
Master holding a red box, flowers
And a bottle of champagne trudging
Upstairs and wondered why my
Master didn't pick any of the flowers
In our backyard aren't they beautiful?
With his wonder, he wandered to the
Side window and peeped through
He couldn't believe as his
Madam was so happy and
Blowing kisses at his Master's
Forehead for a box of chocolate
Champagne and flowers!
Late that day tom rushed to his
Backyard picked flowers and
Stormed to Lucy but she told
Him if she wanted flower she
Might as well pick some
Tom was more confused cause
His self-confidence was growing.
With the glowing sun the next morning
Tom swallowed his pride and
Trudged to his Master's house
To postulate for help, his Master
Told him the only way to get
To a woman's heart, you have to
Compromise a little, show appreciation
Take your half of savings and
Wander to this store bestow them
This list and make sure she doesn't
Get a glimpse of you when you get back.
Decorate your bed with flower petals
Don't take the one in the garden cause
There's no romance, lit candle
And play soft music to soothe
Her heart and call her without
Letting her know what is it about.
When she glint at the chocolate
On a bed with everything like that
Immediately she stops thinking
And her heart is all yours forever.