A Virtual Introvert

Not at all an audio call, video call, chit chatting online kinda person - A virtual introvert, you can say.

Oh gosh! The stress of a telephonic conversation fills me with dread and anxiety. It's like - Why the hell in this bleak world I am getting a phone call? Just the idea of taking it irks me at an utmost level that my brain immediately inhibits this stimulus by postponing the inevitable. And coming up with slew of excuses - Hey sorry !I missed your call .Had dozed off while watching a movie .Was out on a walk with my dogs and couldn't sense my phone vibrating . Couldn't find an appropriate time window to call you back .



Haha but my mind has its own chatter - Hey I missed your call because listening to your deplorable social dramas is so grim and I can't ruin my fanatically disciplined enthralling life ,you know ? Yeah! I have stopped regaling you with my witty crazy stories as you are no more worthy of my time.

The number you have called is forever unavailable                                                 

Lots of love-