Interviewing The Pandemic
Interviewing The Pandemic
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am your host Zack, back with the great interview. Today's interview is very special because today we have the most trending person nowadays. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome NOVEL CORONA."
Zack: "Hello Mr. Corona, welcome to our show."
Corona: "Thank you, Zack."
Zack: "Sir, would you like to introduce yourself?"
Corona: "Sure. Good morning everyone I am Novel corona with Realm Riboviria, phylum Incertaesadis. I am from the family Coronaviridae."
Zack: "So sir, are you a single cold in your family?"
Corona: "No, actually we are for brothers from a single mother- alphacoronavirus, betacoronavirus, gammacoronavirus and delta coronavirus."
Zack: "So sir, do u think you are special?"
Corona: "Good point Zack. I really think I am special. First of all, I am made up of RNA with,26 to 32 kilobases and I am one of the largest RNA genome containing individual."
Zack: "Sir, I am curious about your personal life. Like, when did you bear and how did you upgrade yourself?"
Corona: "Actually I was born in 1930 with the name 'INFECTIOUS BRONCHITIS VIRUS' and I caused severe respiratory disease in Chickens. In 2002, I upgraded myself and got the name SARS CoV i.e., Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Corona Virus. And in 2019, I upgraded myself to the extreme limit and got a name SARS CoV2 and then got awarded with 'PANDEMIC AWARD'."
Zack: "So sir, why do you want to be a pandemic?"
Corona: "See, it was quite impossible to upgrade me without the help of mother nature. And humans have started to think that they are more powerful than mother nature. So, I saw a dream to put the humans in their actual plot."
Zack: "No vaccine is out there against you. So, what do you want to advise to humans?"
Corona: "Just stay home stay safe and stay hygienic. And must maintain social distance. In case of any doubt, visit the nearby hospital."
Zack: "Thank you, sir, we are very glad that you joined our show."
Corona: "My pleasure."