The Problem with Shakespeare
The Problem with Shakespeare
Oh dear, Shakespeare,
I have a problem with you.
Although, I appreciate what you write,
But still I don't understand the words you use.
Thee, thy, wither, coil
All goes above my head.
I just try to look upon my dictionary
But then I realize that even it doesn't contain them.
In the end, I have only one option left
Open up Google translator and look for them.
How I wish dear Shakespeare,
You could write in Modern English.
Because then I would have got a better grade in my last English test.