Stupid Little Riding Hood

Hello, you! I bet you are having a great day, well it’s me again, the big bad wolf. This time I have to correct the story of little red riding hood so, the story is not even that you have heard for such a long time, it is just all lies, nothing else but lies, and believe me. Cause, just believe me. So now let me, the big bad wolf tell you the real story of “little red riding hood."

It was an awesome and sunny day until little red riding hood came along the way. Before I get started let me tell you a thing, when everyone says that little red riding hood sings like a princess, no, she definitely doesn't, she is the worst singer I've ever heard in my lifetime. And just a few ways to describe her would-be, she sang like a huge fat rat who has a sore throat with an iPhone listing to some pig singing with typhoid who will fart to his death in a day! No, I am serious about this, this is really how she sang, so, then I thought I could just ignore it, but she just wouldn't let me ignore her so, I had to find a place to protect me from her horrible singing. But then something terrible happened! The only place I could find was her hard mother's house, so, then I entered the house.

Before I entered the house I thought ”what bad could the poor and stupid old lady even do to me, so I entered the house. But as soon as I entered the house, the ancient old stupid lady stared to smack her annoying umbrella at me. First I thought to wait what old lady is like hitting me with an umbrella and I’m getting hit what. So then the only choice I had was to halfway eat her so, I did. It is not my fault!

(Achievement unlocked) Then came another member of the annoyingly stupid family, little red riding hood, but as soon as she entered she screamed at the top of her lungs! and invited the hunter to kidney kill me!!!!!

And then I died. Ok stop crying, wait what you aren't crying! Then start crying cause I am dead, understand Me=dead. If you are still not crying I'll make you by saying three words. We have school tomorrow!/work

PS: I am writing this from heaven

(I don’t know why I can’t see God around here, the only thing I see is people eating rock and a huge board saying “opposite of heaven” )