Impact Of Social Media

Here comes my dear friend, Social Media

Since he arrived we have stopped referring to Encyclopaedia

After we became friends, I don't have a minute to spare

Oh! I have to text and tweet while I comb my hair

From posting Good morning on Facebook

To update sweet dreams on Snapchat My life is that of a busy bee.

Why am I not feeling anything?

Feel please feel or should I fake it?

Whatever it be my status should hit maximum likes

Hmmm... I smell breakfast

Ah! Who updates aaloo ka paratha

Let me fake it with a sandwich and pinacolda

A filter for food, hmm it looks tempting

But have I added salt??

Does the taste really matter?

A filter for my face

Oh no! An adolescent hit me with a pimple

Let me hide it with a beauty spot

Here's my pic with my favourite Aunt Bo bo

But I see horrifying tyres on her tummy 

Here's a filter to improve her body image

I am on sky nine, 10 likes in a minute.

That's a real joy, but wait

Harry has 40 in a minute

Where? Where? Am I going wrong

Forget it I have to head for a party...